The No Way He's a Senator of Lovateria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Theologos Vangelis III with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.93 billion Lovaterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alldron. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lovaterian economy, worth 627 trillion Solaires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,074 Solaires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovateria's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lemonism.

Lovateria is ranked 3,295^th in the world and 23^rd in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 186,620.21 Standard Monetary Units.