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Most Influential: 316thMost Secular: 625thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 673rd
The National Union of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.39 billion

LeaderMagnús Bertelsson
FaithState Atheism


The National Union of Poulton-with-Fearnhead is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Magnús Bertelsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 12.39 billion Varcarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dheaxeev. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Poulton-with-Fearnheadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,889 trillion Færns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 233,172 Færns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Edutainment video games are taking Poulton-with-Fearnhead's students to the next level, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poulton-with-Fearnhead's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Poulton-with-Fearnhead is ranked 276,028th in the world and 1,000th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 2.01 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 316thMost Secular: 625thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 673rdLowest Crime Rates: 690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 694thHighest Average Tax Rates: 766thMost Developed: 888thLargest Governments: 917thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,004thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,040thHealthiest Citizens: 1,058thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,310thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,426thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,459thMost Efficient Economies: 1,608thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,820thMost Patriotic: 1,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,047thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,195thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,321stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,407thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,524thBest Weather: 2,537thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,634thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,785thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,239thSmartest Citizens: 3,273rdHighest Food Quality: 3,493rdMost Cultured: 4,662ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,740thHighest Average Incomes: 4,936thRudest Citizens: 5,018thHighest Economic Output: 6,146thMost Inclusive: 7,336thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,378thSafest: 20,172ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,463rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,165thMost Income Equality: 26,068thLargest Populations: 26,697th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 80th in the regionMost Income Equality: 93rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 99th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Poulton-with-Fearnhead voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Poulton-with-Fearnhead was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
  • : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, edutainment video games are taking Poulton-with-Fearnhead's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Poulton-with-Fearnheadian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Poulton-with-Fearnhead was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of New Guanacaste.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 146 » Raghallaigh, Pirataria, Le Libertia, Mancheseva City, Caffeinated, Eloscape, Emastalia, Arvigiel, Brickfield, Kingdom of Stargard, Geektopia, Paulotzia, Beriwen, Poquaoi, Bursken, Royal Alchemia, Cortlandt Manor, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, West Wirral, Deliber, United Kingdoms of Redania, Voxum Mortalum, Trackeendy, Scaletta, Coloamerica, Almendron, Akeland, Tital Mania, Gabingston, Polgaria, Gooblaria, Lethen, Free Rosabell, Dark Edgyness, Mediocrea, The Lost Men, Caleban, Tarkovinia, Zakanda, Greatnessity City, The Zombay, The Tugboat Complex, New Mercia and Helena, United-Marrshmallows, Estingberg, Ganud, Cato2, Turpotia, Spartacistan, Jaydenism, and 96 others.Astrellan, Gemeinschaftsland, Stefoland, Myotatunto, Skyhawk Clan, Woodleland, Land of Bobtopia, Civilized Romanians, Old Aweic Wirs, Cutias, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Freeeee, Dead Warrior Daddy, Zecklandia, Enuroland, Cultursus, Unidoria, The Militarist States of America, Selgary, Acapais, Thice Frostalt, Murden, Kurvix, Kiatland, South Parter, European capitalism, Nairatania, Maowi, Saturnia Tellus, Votokia, Freelandy, Nilao, Aevana, Prov, Decnotixa, Pland Adanna, Penlopa, Purple Ruthenia, Primorye Oblast, Hakwan, Kluyatia, Northeastern Italian, The Grand Vailon Polity, Duchy of Lithuania, Scarlington, Kingdom of Ones Heart, Estados federativos do sul, Ambaskow, Malenia Blade Miquella, Siburian, Abassyia, Vape of Good Hope, The duck republic, New dundland, Buddhists of Janra, Konaseema, Dementry, Jobenheim, Kahrzan, Bigbonia, Moryazvia, The Three States, Rafen-Zheltyr, Rawatna, Turkesbenizstan, Frunas, Valdion, Default Flag, Libertatem Omnibus, Unification and Liberty, Andueva, Fokht, Sparta69, Sancta Maria Mater Ecclesia, Ducklingville, Greater Mecklenburg-Pommern, Caniacairn, United Republic of Novorossa, Charoskania, Malevos, Biafraa, Westlechland, Turks and Francs, Kroll Union, Dat Countreh, Baobab-Bumbaria, Arleses, United Vietussia, Vlazinova, Gertyx, Tsiamuns Velleniouss, Dekovia, Allied Mushroom Kingdom, Lukashenka, Bruhland, and New Guanacaste.