The Kingdom of Lievenland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Mikkael with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 4.826 billion Lievians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fjåltir. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lievenian economy, worth 369 trillion Gelds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,583 Gelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is one competing standard, Max Barry is this year's Miss Lievenland, the price of freedom is about half a million Gelds, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lievenland's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nordic Paganism.

Lievenland is ranked 8,626^th in the world and 77^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,105.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.