The Kongeriket of United Northen States Canada is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by KongIgor with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.733 billion Canadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palass og Canada. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,828 trillion Canada Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,820 Canada Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, visiting the best Canadian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Northen States Canada's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alle Religioner.

United Northen States Canada is ranked 819^th in the world and 6^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 177.25 law-abiding acts per hour.