Population | 4.977 billion |
Capital | New Can |
Currency | ralloD |
Animal | Blobfish |
The Democratic Republic of Old Can is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 4.977 billion Old Canians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Can. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Old Canian economy, worth 498 trillion ralloDs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,188 ralloDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Even God cannot save you in Old Can, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Can's national animal is the Blobfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Old Can is ranked 39,283rd in the world and 196th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Old Can was endorsed by The Tripartite Kingdom of Nova Angelus.
- : Old Can was endorsed by The People's Republic of Wolfsgrad.
- : Old Can was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Lime82.
- : Old Can was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Old Can, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Old Can was endorsed by The Flame of Sanjurika.
- : Old Can was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Old Can was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Old Can was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Old Can, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » Le Libertia, Pland Adanna, Dat Countreh, Primorye Oblast, UPC, Aevana, PhDre, Decacon, JayDee II, Disney Know it Alls, Grande pudimland, Lime82, Wolfsgrad, and Nova Angelus.