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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 600thMost Subsidized Industry: 628thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,446th
The Theo-Democratic Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Geektopia

Population3.608 billion

CapitalMordecai
LeaderGoogondolda-dusudecex
FaithGoogology

Currencycryptos
Animalyellow-billed swan

The Theo-Democratic Monarchy of Geektopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Googondolda-dusudecex with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.608 billion Kwandoites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 60.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth 642 trillion cryptos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,961 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Googology.

Geektopia is ranked 180,901st in the world and 7,891st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.06 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 600thMost Subsidized Industry: 628thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,446thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,589thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,313thLargest Black Market: 3,444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,251stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,383rdMost Devout: 4,611thMost Influential: 5,909thLargest Retail Industry: 5,974thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,263rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,161stHighest Average Incomes: 8,619thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,517thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,402ndMost Developed: 13,949thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,336thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,422ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,442ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,353rdSmartest Citizens: 19,797thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,069thMost Conservative: 20,285th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Avoided: 83rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 124th in the regionMost Devout: 180th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 202nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 203rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 236th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 285th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 407th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 421st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 511th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 600th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 702nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 741st in the regionMost Developed: 752nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 837th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 849th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 871st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Geektopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise.
  • : Geektopia resigned from the World Assembly.

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