Population | 27.854 billion |
Capital | Seacouver |
Leader | CSP |
Currency | rhetorical question |
Animal | striped blue-footed Lloenbirb |
The Great Europeian Republic of Common-Sense Politics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CSP with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 27.854 billion Europeians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seacouver. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 4,931 trillion rhetorical questions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,037 rhetorical questions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and tourists call Europeian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Common-Sense Politics's national animal is the striped blue-footed Lloenbirb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Common-Sense Politics is ranked 11,112th in the world and 83rd in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 113 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Common-Sense Politics was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Common-Sense Politics lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- : Common-Sense Politics lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- : Common-Sense Politics lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- : Common-Sense Politics lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- : Common-Sense Politics was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Common-Sense Politics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Common-Sense Politics's influence in Europeia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Common-Sense Politics's influence in Europeia fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Common-Sense Politics's influence in Europeia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".