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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 88thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,074thHighest Crime Rates: 1,343rd
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Right-wing Utopia
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Minnow
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Grandfather Clock

Population5.337 billion

CapitalClockworks Central
LeaderGrand Clocksmith
Faithpunctuality

Currencyverge
Animalpendulum

The Love you all 💖 of Grandfather Clock is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Clocksmith with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.337 billion Grandfather Clocks are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Public Transport, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clockworks Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The frighteningly efficient a Grandfather Clock economy, worth 435 trillion verges a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 81,532 verges, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 660,353 per year while the poor average 2,244, a ratio of 294 to 1.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, the elderly are killed softly with a song, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grandfather Clock's national animal is the pendulum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is punctuality.

Grandfather Clock is ranked 109,450th in the world and 441st in Europeia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,012.75 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 88thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,074thHighest Crime Rates: 1,343rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,553rdMost Avoided: 2,157thTop
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Most Primitive: 3,012thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,037thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,322ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,451stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,610thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,741stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,313thBest Weather: 12,069thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,507thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,659thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,274thLargest Black Market: 15,378thMost Conservative: 18,745thMost Efficient Economies: 21,262nd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Conservative: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionMost Armed: 63rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 75th in the regionRudest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 92nd in the region

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