Population | 16.809 billion |
Capital | Nivgrad City |
Leader | General Secretary Andrei Kedrov |
Currency | Nivgradian Mark |
Animal | Arctic Caterpiller |
The United Socialist States of Nivgrad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Andrei Kedrov with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.809 billion Nivgradians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nivgrad City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Nivgradian economy, worth a remarkable 4,650 trillion Nivgradian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 276,669 Nivgradian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nivgrad's national animal is the Arctic Caterpiller, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nivgrad is ranked 6,980th in the world and 21st in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 2,806.142995734 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nivgrad was endorsed by The 25th AM Republic of Name 0.
- : Nivgrad was endorsed by The Flame of Sanjurika.
- : Nivgrad was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Following new legislation in Nivgrad, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Nivgrad, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
- : Following new legislation in Nivgrad, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Nivgrad, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
- : Following new legislation in Nivgrad, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Nivgrad was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Following new legislation in Nivgrad, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Le Libertia, Primorye Oblast, UPC, PhDre, Nova Angelus, Decacon, Pland Adanna, Grande pudimland, JayDee II, Disney Know it Alls, and Name 0.