Southwestern German Eagles Above All
Most Influential: 1,103rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,340th
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Southwestern Germany

Population15.661 billion

LeaderSupreme Eternal Leader Finrow II

AnimalSouthwestern German Eagle

The Eagles Republic of Southwestern Germany is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Eternal Leader Finrow II with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.661 billion Southwestern German Eagles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stuttgart. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Southwestern German Eagle economy, worth a remarkable 1,461 trillion Denlars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 93,299 Denlars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supreme Eternal Leader Finrow II's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southwestern Germany's national animal is the Southwestern German Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beakism.

Southwestern Germany is ranked 15,207th in the world and 131st in Europeia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,400.99 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Influential: 1,103rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,439thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,340thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,040thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,874thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,996thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,709thMost Pacifist: 10,435thNicest Citizens: 11,638thMost Cultured: 12,609thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,859thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,064thTop
Most Stationary: 13,506thHighest Economic Output: 14,095thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,207thHighest Food Quality: 16,195thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,369thMost Inclusive: 17,153rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,656thSmartest Citizens: 17,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,925thLargest Populations: 19,214thBest Weather: 19,859thLargest Governments: 19,939thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,229thSafest: 21,511thHealthiest Citizens: 22,889thMost Secular: 26,193rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 49th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 62nd in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 86th in the regionNudest: 87th in the region

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