The Grand Kaiserreich of Salxeburg is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Willhelm Von Bismarck with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.793 billion Salxeburgians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salxeburgian economy, worth 592 trillion Salxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,174 Salxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, political shows are fit for purpose, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Salxeburg's national animal is the Salxeburgian Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Salxeburg is ranked 104,025^th in the world and 452^nd in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,193.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.