The Holy Empire of JGlenn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by JGlenn with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 3.162 billion JGlennians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JGlenn City. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The JGlennian economy, worth 212 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Trout Farming. Average income is 67,295 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, bewildered steelworkers cook caviar in the microwave, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JGlenn's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

JGlenn is ranked 37,333^rd in the world and 328^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 106.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.