The Republic of The infinite federation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the infinite one with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.732 billion infinite federationians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the infinite world. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient infinite federationian economy, worth 761 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,128 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concussed pantherball players cannot remember their lineup position, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The infinite federation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The infinite federation is ranked 18,929^th in the world and 178^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,457.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.