The Seventh Reich of Nordegard is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ter Reichser Radiran Stared with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.02 billion Nordegardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avantgard City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordegardian economy, worth a remarkable 6,391 trillion Garlands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 398,964 Garlands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is totally unknown. Nordegard's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nordegard is ranked 2,720^th in the world and 22^nd in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 133.84 law-abiding acts per hour.