The Democratic Federal Republic of Cynthea is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vlada Roslyakova with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.542 billion Cyntheasus enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charmine. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cynths economy, worth 443 trillion Aurelian Rubles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 125,308 Aurelian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and Cynthea has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cynthea's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aphrodite - Eros Greek Paganism.

Cynthea is ranked 322,913^th in the world and 1,381^st in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.