The Free Land of Eirpaxia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 528 million Eirpaxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Eirpaxian economy, worth 14.5 trillion accords a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 27,414 accords, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and a soldier's body is a temple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eirpaxia's national animal is the swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eirpaxia is ranked 112,562^nd in the world and 585^th in Europeia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 88.54 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.