The Commonwealth of Pulopulo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.494 billion Pulopuloans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pulopulo. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pulopuloan economy, worth 365 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,526 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pulopulo's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pulopulo is ranked 242,924^th in the world and 1,150^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 7.74 Obesity Rate.