The Republic of Kubbor Eth is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dolma with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.39 billion Kubbor Ethians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kubbor Ethian economy, worth 203 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 146,646 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 461,315 per year while the poor average 35,668, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, dictionaries have tripled in size listing alternative spellings, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime is totally unknown. Kubbor Eth's national animal is the сat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kubbor Eth is ranked 242,367^th in the world and 3,122^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 588.31 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.