The Grand Nation of Dystopiao is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Executor Varkhal Drayden with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.209 billion Dystopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopiao City. The average income tax rate is 29.2%.

The all-consuming Dystopian economy, worth 255 trillion Dystopian Sheckles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,530 Dystopian Sheckles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and the same 2209 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Supreme Executor Varkhal Drayden's every word on Twitcher. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dystopiao's national animal is the European Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Dystopiao is ranked 91,552^nd in the world and 545^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,027.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.