The Republic of Greg Tucker is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 40.126 billion Greg Tuckerians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mill City. The average income tax rate is 3.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greg Tuckerian economy, worth an astonishing 11,152 trillion tuckerrans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,937 tuckerrans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greg Tucker's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greg Tucker is ranked 2,940^th in the world and 57^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 140.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.