The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 45.84 billion BItelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,825 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,900 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 2,327^th in the world and 41^st in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 139.18 law-abiding acts per hour.