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Most Developed: 94thHealthiest Citizens: 97thLongest Average Lifespans: 106th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
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Population14.274 billion

LeaderAlbert Jones Hoffing


The Republic of Ceden is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albert Jones Hoffing with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.274 billion Cedenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sentinel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cedenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,229 trillion kronors a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 366,338 kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceden's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ceden is ranked 265,860th in the world and 7,304th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Developed: 94thHealthiest Citizens: 97thLongest Average Lifespans: 106thSafest: 117thSmartest Citizens: 136thLowest Crime Rates: 197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 206thMost Scientifically Advanced: 213thLeast Corrupt Governments: 218thLargest Information Technology Sector: 254thLargest Governments: 278thHighest Average Tax Rates: 309thHighest Food Quality: 312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 394thHighest Poor Incomes: 457thLargest Publishing Industry: 514thMost Inclusive: 525thMost Beautiful Environments: 564thMost Cultured: 591stMost Advanced Public Education: 622ndMost Secular: 626thMost Compassionate Citizens: 651stMost Efficient Economies: 682ndNicest Citizens: 718thBest Weather: 765thMost Pacifist: 884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 969thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,113thHighest Average Incomes: 1,293rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,322ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,058thHighest Economic Output: 2,393rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,583rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,896thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,989thMost Patriotic: 3,202ndMost Influential: 3,613thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,931stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,797thMost Stationary: 6,870thRudest Citizens: 7,164thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,293rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,417thTop
Largest Populations: 21,853rd
Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionMost Patriotic: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionMost Stationary: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 120th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 127th in the regionRudest Citizens: 134th in the regionLargest Populations: 159th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 334th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 418th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Ceden was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Ceden was endorsed by The ᖴᗩᑎGTOOTᕼ ᗪOGᗰᗩ of Yy4u.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, school history books often refer to Albert Jones Hoffing as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Ceden was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".