The Constitutional Monarchy of Quorin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Roderick III with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 2.103 billion Quorinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdura. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quorinian economy, worth 383 trillion Cragmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 182,577 Cragmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quorin's national animal is the Alpine Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Virtalis.

Quorin is ranked 32,531^st in the world and 283^rd in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 36.76 flags saluted per person per day.