The Nation of Brithanainai is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Conlang under change with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 6.882 billion Brithanays have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conlang under change. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Brithanay economy, worth 567 trillion Conlang under changes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 82,433 Conlang under changes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the government is plagued with uncertainty, and no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brithanainai's national animal is the Brithanaian tourtoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brithanainai is ranked 307,277^th in the world and 558^th in Starlight for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.