The Socialist Nomadic Republic of Spyrin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Selenyx Irijao with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.519 billion Spyrin are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the SCS Eternity. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spyrin economy, worth 172 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,585 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The world still seems flat to some people in space, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spyrin's national animal is the Lumen Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cosmic Monasticism.

Spyrin is ranked 309,608^th in the world and 570^th in Starlight for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.