The Matriarchy of Misandristan is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meghan of Mercy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 8.995 billion Misandrists are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Chelsea. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Misandrist economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 148,144 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, the new Misandrist-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime is totally unknown. Misandristan's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is gay.

Misandristan is ranked 8,615^th in the world and 36^th in Starlight for Highest Poor Incomes, with 133,322.29 Standard Monetary Units.