The Armed Republic of Aragonistan is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 118 million Aragonistanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The powerhouse Aragonistanian economy, worth 11.2 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 94,728 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Aragonistan's border, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aragonistan's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aragonistan is ranked 70,550^th in the world and 130^th in Starlight for Highest Average Incomes, with 94,728.65 Standard Monetary Units.