The Republic of Syaftyn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Syaf with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.811 billion Syaftynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fatin Miryokuteki. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Syaftynian economy, worth 909 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 238,532 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, and the only science is political science. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Syaftyn's national animal is the Cinnamoroll, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Syaftyn is ranked 159,797^th in the world and 103^rd in Starlight for Largest Populations, with 3.81 billion capita.