The Dominion of Impla Islands is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 281 million Implants have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Impla Islandsian economy, worth 21.4 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,096 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's smallest falconball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Impla Islands's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Impla Islands is ranked 241,583^rd in the world and 373^rd in Starlight for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 995.39 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.