The Free Land of Moon Deing is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bytefather with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.252 billion Moon Deingians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satoshara. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Moon Deingian economy, worth 614 trillion BTCS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 189,061 BTCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Party members are derided as class traitors, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, ex-cons are paid to remain law-abidingly dull, and tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moon Deing's national animal is the DOGE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Chain of Faith.

Moon Deing is ranked 290,973^rd in the world and 441^st in Starlight for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.16 on the Bus Surprisal Index.