The Kingdom of Elar Deen is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Aladeen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.158 billion Elar Deenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jitadeen. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Elar Deenian economy, worth 28.2 trillion deenans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 24,337 deenans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Elar Deen, and the Federal Council of Elar Deen has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elar Deen's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Elar Deen is ranked 29,534^th in the world and 121^st in Starlight for Safest, scoring 109.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.