The Federal Republic of Zane Farbe Eslanudial is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Olivrser with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 1.53 billion Tsizane Farbenach are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadeet Oosten ooteek Balak Zanfarbe. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Zane Farbenachkoon economy, worth 120 trillion Shaploons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,014 Shaploons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, kindhearted Tsizane Farbenach generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zane Farbe Eslanudial's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zane Farbe Eslanudial is ranked 7,437^th in the world and 25^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,708.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.