The Republic of Chant Proxinpleginarland is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 414 million Chant Proxinpleginarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lupuria. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The strong Chant Proxinpleginarian economy, worth 19.1 trillion Proxins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,122 Proxins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum, there's a big brother in every prison, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chant Proxinpleginarland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chant Proxinpleginarland is ranked 156,921^st in the world and 246^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 9.86 Obesity Rate.