The Missíro Emeré of Missouria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Samuel Sweft with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.003 billion Missouri are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Palace City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourian economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,925 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 837,146 per year while the poor average 51,086, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Cærdëañ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Void Walker.

Missouria is ranked 266,280^th in the world and 136^th in Institute of Cellulose for Fattest Citizens, with 5.72 Obesity Rate.