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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,555thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,588thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,712th
The Missíro Emeré of
Father Knows Best State
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Population5.003 billion

CapitalNeo Palace City
LeaderSamuel Sweft
FaithOrder of the Void Walker

CurrencyGold Coin

The Missíro Emeré of Missouria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Samuel Sweft with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.003 billion Missouri are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Palace City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourian economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,925 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 837,146 per year while the poor average 51,086, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Cćrdëań, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Void Walker.

Missouria is ranked 266,280th in the world and 136th in Institute of Cellulose for Fattest Citizens, with 5.72 Obesity Rate.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,555thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,588thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,712thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,494thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,558thMost Secular: 2,666thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,981stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,990thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,454thLargest Black Market: 3,579thHighest Average Incomes: 4,438thMost Patriotic: 4,640thMost Developed: 4,728thHealthiest Citizens: 5,773rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,585thSmartest Citizens: 6,589thMost Efficient Economies: 6,653rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,387thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,992ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,573rdMost Influential: 9,137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,311thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,063rdLargest Governments: 11,680thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,624thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,860thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,365thHighest Economic Output: 17,515thMost Inclusive: 18,802ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,548thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,993rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,746th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the region

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