The Windswept Dreams of Arlizplot is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by lochy with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.543 billion Arlizplotians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoizu. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arlizplotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,121 trillion Arils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,263 Arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arlizplot's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hoizunese.

Arlizplot is ranked 2,623^rd in the world and 3^rd in Starlight for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 24,275.74 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.