The Windswept Dreams of Arlizplot is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by lochy with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.537 billion Arlizplotians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoizu. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arlizplotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,118 trillion Arils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,126 Arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private surgeons have been told to cut it out, thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arlizplot's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hoizunese.

Arlizplot is ranked 325,510^th in the world and 562^nd in Starlight for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -17.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.