The Windswept Dreams of Arlizplot is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by lochy with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.417 billion Arlizplotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoizu. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arlizplotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,062 trillion Arils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,009 Arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, light entertainment isn't dead, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arlizplot's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hoizunese.

Arlizplot is ranked 307,150^th in the world and 569^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 1.36 Obesity Rate.