The Commonwealth of Tuchya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Deostynes with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.31 billion Tuchyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eutuchya. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Tuchyan economy, worth 36.2 trillion tucs a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,611 tucs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Deostynes have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and Deostynes has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuchya's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuchya is ranked 295,678^th in the world and 536^th in Starlight for Most Developed, scoring 46.07 on the Human Development Index.