The Kingdom of Kellros is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jacintus kell with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 3.065 billion Kellerosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosdmen City. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kellerosian economy, worth 575 trillion Rosds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,893 Rosds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, anti-government web sites are springing up, and city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kellros's national animal is the Kellani Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kellros is ranked 299,367^th in the world and 547^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 4.69 Obesity Rate.