The Kingdom of Morketid is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Isak Stjernesønn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.276 billion Morketidians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palasset i Nadir. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Morketidian economy, worth 147 trillion lunas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,302 lunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, fat-shaming is now public policy, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morketid's national animal is the narhwal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Morketid is ranked 289,333^rd in the world and 522^nd in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 5.67 Obesity Rate.