The Furroslav Republic of Beroslavakia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Aleksandr Zvenigorodsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.022 billion Beroslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kryonovsk City. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Beroslavakian economy, worth 76.2 trillion Beroslav Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,596 Beroslav Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beroslavakia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Beroslavakia is ranked 261,603^rd in the world and 267^th in Starlight for Largest Black Market, with 128 billion Standard Monetary Units.