The Matriarchy of Jarukia is a large, cultured nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The cynical, devout population of 162 million Jarukians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Jarukian economy, worth 6.32 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,039 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil', every day is laundry day, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarukia's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jarukia is ranked 262,268^th in the world and 458^th in Starlight for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,039.28 Standard Monetary Units.