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D!cktator (Governor): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )

Founder: The Princessipality of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 127th Highest Crime Rates: 150th Most Armed: 223rd+31
Most Rebellious Youth: 231st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 240th Most Avoided: 290th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 296th Fattest Citizens: 297th Highest Disposable Incomes: 353rd Rudest Citizens: 457th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 470th Highest Economic Output: 512th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 533rd Largest Mining Sector: 630th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 734th Most Nations: 795th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 833rd Largest Gambling Industry: 866th Largest Retail Industry: 896th Largest Black Market: 1,062nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,226th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,314th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,403rd Highest Average Incomes: 1,442nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,554th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,666th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,678th Smartest Citizens: 2,127th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,164th Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,309th Most Cultured: 2,334th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,430th Most Influential: 2,466th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,790th
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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to LinkAO™.

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Embassies: Zhaucauozian Friendship, Antarctica, Texas, The Pleiades, International Democratic Union, Gatesville Inc, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Western Atlantic, The Realm of Hibernia, One big Island, NationStates, Glass Gallows, Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, The Security Council, and 9 others.Right to Life, Hell, Arctic, Regionless, Gay, Entropy, Arkansas, Arctica, and West Antartica.

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Regional Power: Moderate

Antarctic Oasis contains 28 nations, the 795th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Secular in Antarctic Oasis

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 7,879th in the world for Most Secular.

1.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalist Paradise“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
2.The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguinsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Make it so.”
3.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixIron Fist Consumerists“Sing to the Motherland”
4.The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLCCapitalist Paradise“Whale - It's What's For Dinner”
5.The Weapons Research Facility of Yeldan AntarcticaCompulsory Consumerist State“Letting A Hundred Icicles Form”
6.The Player Behind The Nation of Mad Sheep RailgunBenevolent Dictatorship“Hurrah!”
7.The Hot Buttered Ghost of 0rville RedenbacherCorporate Bordello“Do One Thing, And Do it Better than Anyone”
8.The Incorporated States of Mayor F WhaleAnarchy“F' YEAH!!!!!!”
9.The Republic of WA ArmyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For Justice and Tacos”
10.The Nonexistent Nordic Republic of CottiaCorporate Bordello“:)”
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The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins

It is funny though. There are a couple of serious things to consider, however.
Canada is technically bilingual because of Quebec.
Canada should technically be admitted province by province as states.
Canadians voted for that idiot, so doing so might give the Democrats an absolute majority.
Canada has a rabid fear of foreign cheese.
https://www.pcb.ca/post/importing-cheese-into-canada-its-not-that-simple-6683

The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix

If we could annex only the rural parts it might be okay.

The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix

Iron Felix wrote:Logged me out for some reason, now it won't let me log in using any of my usernames or passwords. F*CK! THEM!

Update on this: if you poke around enough you can find a "legacy log-in" or some such and it'll allow you to log in using your original username and pw. We'll see how long it keeps me logged in.

The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia

I don't think the Canadians would give the Democrats a majority. Their politics do not align with the Democratic or Republican parties. I have had a lot of Canadian friends over the years and I would say they would defuse into other parties or make their Canadian parties into new American ones once forcibly exposed to a greater worldview.

Overall, I have found Canadians to be the most violent, anti-humanist, and poorly educated people I have ever known though. They lack curiosity and willingness to grow emotionally and mentally. And they often see other cultures through a lens of complete... How to even put it? Jovial hatred without the ability to acknowledge the hatred because they are that emotionally stunted.

I have three Canadian friends who thought Abraham Lincoln was black and a Democrat, that the Republican party was founded wholly on perpetuating the ritualized murder of blacks up until 1991, and that Canada never had indigenous people until the Americans drove them north. When confronted about this, they said it was what they were taught in school. I have one Canadian friend who is so incapable of understanding the Maori, that when that woman started a hakka, she thought the Maori had to be exterminated for being racist against the Maori. And I have one friend in Alberta (and in my experience, Albertans are the best Canada has to offer) who thinks whipped cream grows on trees - literally that you crack open a walnut-like plant pod and it puffs out from the decreased pressure.

And they never questioned it.

So instead of going straight into the Democratic party, I think a lot of Canadians would be exposed to a shock that would take decades to work out. During this time, they would be too overwhelmed and likely would scattershot their voting in a way that would favor nobody but the Libertarians because at least the Libertarian Canadians are more or less on the same page as the Libertarian Americans.

The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix

Yikes! Best to kill them all then I guess?

It's a big country. Plenty of room for expansion. We can just colonize it with Americans.

The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg

The rare non food based NS/OBI Mega fun poll.

page=poll/p=307715

^ • What do you call your Minister of War/Defense?

Vote or Pin Head from the Movie Hellraiser will,and I quote " Will Tear your soul apart!!" dont risk his anger! vote.. >:)

The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix

I prefer food-based polls, especially around lunch time.

The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine

Words to live by from the late great John Prine...

"Blow up your TV
Throw away your paper
Go to the country
Build you a home
Plant a little garden
Eat a lot of peaches
Try an' find Jesus on your own"

The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix

Man, that whole first album!

The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine

Sunday I started on my annual making candy and cookies for christmas. I had a small potato left from making fried potatoes earlier in the week, so I boled and mashed it to make peanut butter potato candy. Its simple and sets the mood for my making 7 layer cookies, no bakes, and peanut butter fudge closer to Christmas. Yeah I'm a tea drinking domesticated SOB.😁

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