The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 29.394 billion Exxosians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Exxosian economy, worth an astonishing 12,713 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 432,507 Xosars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,854,793 per year while the poor average 64,553, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

The newest season of Landlord Cops was filmed in front of a live audience, middle management darts to the playground after board meetings, billions of Xosars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Exxosian Void Hawk Nebula, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 331,346^th in the world and 9^th in Antarctic Oasis for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -22.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.