Population | 14.733 billion |
Capital | Galt's Gulch |
Leader | Mike Rowe |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The Republic of Dirty Americans is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mike Rowe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.733 billion Dirty Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Administration and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galt's Gulch. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dirty Americansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,728 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirty Americans's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Dirty Americans is ranked 65,495th in the world and 6th in Arkansas for Most Stationary, with 738.26593723172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dirty Americans, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents.
- : Following new legislation in Dirty Americans, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Dirty Americans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Dirty Americans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Dirty Americans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Dirty Americans, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in Dirty Americans, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion.
- : Dirty Americans created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Dirty Americans, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Dirty Americans's influence in Arkansas rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".