The Highest Crime Rates in Antarctic Oasis
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 169th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
1. | The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
2. | The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny | Left-Leaning College State | “You bastards!” | |
3. | The Veeblefetzer of Dumoflage | Anarchy | “It's ol Whatchamacallit” | |
4. | The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly” | |
5. | The Dictatorship of New Hosgoria | Compulsory Consumerist State | “A little oppression never hurt anyone” | |
6. | The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLC | Capitalist Paradise | “Whale - It's What's For Dinner” | |
7. | The Weapons Research Facility of Yeldan Antarctica | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Letting A Hundred Icicles Form” | |
8. | The Player Behind The Nation of Mad Sheep Railgun | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Hurrah!” | |
9. | The Hot Buttered Ghost of 0rville Redenbacher | Corporate Bordello | “Do One Thing, And Do it Better than Anyone” | |
10. | The Most Serene Republic of Norm Macdonalds Comatose Wife | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Doc, she's choking!” |