Population | 45.054 billion |
Capital | Greater Brightonburg City |
Leader | Kaiser Janos II |
Faith | Holy Orange Catholic Church ⛪ |
Currency | Silver Coin |
Animal | Boar |
The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.054 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 23,070 trillion Silver Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 512,063 Silver Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,588,691 per year while the poor average 56,329, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.
The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, airlines are reporting record profits from their new 'bread and water' service, children often kick Boars for amusement, and groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Orange Catholic Church ⛪.
BrightonBurg is ranked 199,130th in the world and 47th in One big Island for Most Stationary, with 48.40262180008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
- : BrightonBurg renamed the office held by Groot from "I am Groot I am Groot (Diplomacy Officer)" to "In Honored Retirement.." in One big Island.
- : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
- : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the Warzone Africa Regional Message Board.
- : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
- : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
- : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.