The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Navigator Christopher Earl Gray with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 39.2 billion WerePenguins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumont D Urville. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient WerePenguinian economy, worth a remarkable 9,183 trillion Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,280 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, Navigator Christopher Earl Gray's reputation is hard as nails, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Retired WerePenguins's national animal is the tourist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Naked Now.

Retired WerePenguins is ranked 23,746^th in the world and 5^th in Antarctic Oasis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.84 law-abiding acts per hour.