The Holy Empire of King Waldorff is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 3.341 billion King Waldorffians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.6%.

The frighteningly efficient King Waldorffian economy, worth 486 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,442 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin, the government spares every expense for national defence, almost all products in King Waldorff are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Waldorff's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

King Waldorff is ranked 25,829^th in the world and 8^th in One big Island for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,509.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.