The Democratic Federal Republic of Tajijstan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Daniel Mikhalsen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.899 billion Tajijstanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kranoyrsk. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tajijstani economy, worth 592 trillion Kristens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,961 Kristens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield. Crime is totally unknown. Tajijstan's national animal is the Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tajijstan is ranked 6,242^nd in the world and 122^nd in Europe for Safest, scoring 127.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.