The People's Republic of Stalin Lands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Stalin with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.329 billion Stalin Landsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad Gulag. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Stalin Landsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,928 trillion gulags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 156,451 gulags, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and one of the most popular models in Stalin Lands has a scarred face and one working eye. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stalin Lands's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stalin Lands is ranked 5,357^th in the world and 145^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 202.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.