This is not my kingdom this is our kingdom! Lord Sanfred Merwervader
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,127thMost Influential: 4,901stMost Pacifist: 7,145th
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South Merwervader Islands

Population1.475 billion

CapitalCrocodile city
LeaderLord Sanfred Merwervader
FaithThe Great Crocodile


The Communist Kingdom of South Merwervader Islands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Sanfred Merwervader with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.475 billion South Merwervader Islandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crocodile city. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Merwervader Islandsian economy, worth 157 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 106,918 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, Lord Sanfred Merwervader's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Merwervader Islands's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Great Crocodile.

South Merwervader Islands is ranked 250,802nd in the world and 1,511th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -83.73 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,127thMost Influential: 4,901stMost Pacifist: 7,145thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,813thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,968thNicest Citizens: 9,019thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,568thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,673rdMost Inclusive: 9,911thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,613thHighest Food Quality: 11,008thMost Cultured: 12,759thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,241stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,382ndBest Weather: 14,507thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,621stMost Devout: 16,714thMost Developed: 17,441stHighest Poor Incomes: 17,675thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,013thLowest Crime Rates: 19,037thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,437thSmartest Citizens: 21,481stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,551stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,803rdSafest: 24,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,417thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,688thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,246thLargest Governments: 26,584th
Most Devout: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionMost Average: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 106th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 108th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 122nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 138th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 167th in the regionMost Cultured: 176th in the regionMost Pacifist: 177th in the region

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